Laugh A Minute!!

The other day I received a call from an Airtel representative about the free internet connection they were promoting. And they had me at 'free'.

A few seconds later, the representative (explaining the details of the connection) said it would cost me Rs. 499 per month plus taxes.

Whoa- hold on a minute, didn't she just say it was a free internet connection. So I asked her which part of the offer was free.

She replied promptly, "The coverage, sir".