Savez-vous Paris? Vous me savez ?

No, I'm not talking about the French capital. I'm talking about Paris Hilton (poor lass' been in the news for all the wrong reasons).

From a hidden sex tape to getting engaged to a Greek shipping tycoon's son, calling it off, starring in reality shows and also being the most photographed celebrity on the New York's up-nosed party circuits, you're looking at a very busy person. And did you know that she designs toys and jewellery too?

And she aint like those people who appear at Bangalore's social parties. I mean, for those of us who subscribe to Times of India, a mention of page three of Bangalore Times should be enough.

I know Manesh, Sonia, Milton, Audrey, Shyam, Nelly, Monica, Philip, Kumar, Shania, Hafeez, Betty, Lingam, Michael and Babul because they're all there in page three- either with drink in hand, or wearing noodle straps, or even attending a holi party.

But do they do anything else besides that? Thats because if they did, they would be on any other page except three.