Because It Was A 'HIT' Joke...

I was having lunch with a bunch of friends last weekend when one of them cracked a joke.

'Four cockroaches were walking and one of them cracked a joke. All the cockroaches died. Why?'

We passed looks like when we get to answer an exam we didnt study for. It took a while for the question to go around and with all of us giving up 'Why'.

No prizes for guessing, and all hands down- the answer is the title of this post.

C'mon, people!!! The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side, or possibly because it was the chicken's own damn business. And he didnt bother anyone.

And what of the ant and the elephant jokes? You wouldnt even try tickling the elephant, let alone get near an ant who's friends wih an elephant!!

PJ's we call them. And they all come up at the wrong time. Humor, my friends, is a very effective ingredient for friendship and love- dont waste them on PJs.

And do you want to know what we did to they guy who cracked the 'HIT' joke?? Well, we 'HIT' him, and then we 'HIT' on him, and then... Aaaaaaaaaargh!!!